The Airing of Grievances
My dad just expressed his surprise/annoyance that I didn’t kill my fav booze he bought me for my brief thanksgiving visit. Meanwhile my 10 year old nephew just brought me a new beer…
yep, I’m definitely Irish, Catholic, and back in Boston.
kieljamespatrick: Good Kids Sweater club at Brown University.
Bear. Sweater.
ASHLEY I FOUND YOUR SOUL MATE
OMG LISA YOU FINALLY FOUND HIM! WE WILL MAKE BEAUTIFUL BEAR/BUNNY BABIES AND PUT THEM IN SWEATERS WITH CATS. I LOVE HIM. does he have tattoo sleeves? is he willing to dye is hair red? semantics
My week
Within 3 days I will have been in the following states:
Illinois
Virginia
DC
Maryland
New York
New Jersey
I JUST WANT TO GO HOME
My day so far at 10:26am
1. Broke a glass all over my bed with a smoothie in it. Fine I finished the smoothie first. Fat.
2. Inexplicably lost my CTA pass the moment I placed it in my pocket. RIP CTA PASS.
3. My group decided not to show up to class making me 5 solid hours early for my next class. Thanks guys.
4. Still haven’t finished my oral argument, which you think I would work on since I have extra time, but instead I’m complaining. The natural choice.
5. Decided the love of my life just wants to be friends. (Perhaps he is gay??! Lets hope) RIP potential sex life.
6. I can’t eat anything without raging stomach pains. Yet it doesn’t stop me from overeating… pain and shame.
7. My long, beautiful hair remains missing due to yesterday’s tragic haircut.
Basically I like to complain. But I really am pissed about the CTA pass.
WHERE HAVE ALL THE APPLES GONE?
We went Apple Picking Yall!
We being moi, Ed (took most of these, hence why he’s not in them), Keshia, Karim, Sam, and Ashley.
Dear F*** Face
Dearest F*** Face,
While I’m so happy you got a job at the ripe ole age of 28 (after taking 7 years to graduate college) I’m concerned that the most you could write in response to my text of congrats was a heartfelt “thank you.”
Excuse me for bothering you on your busy night of getting drunk with your townie friends. Excuse me for taking the high road and texting you when you banged my best friend since kindergarten REPEATEDLY. Excuse me for forgiving you because you were dumber and I was am better looking.
EXCUSE ME FOR DUMPING YOU FOR LAW SCHOOL IN CHICAGO.
I hate you, but congrats on getting a fucking job after 8 years.
Love,
Ashley
